My first Interview

1. Do you think you deserved to get student of the month?
No
2. Why do you think that you were chosen to be student of the month?
I'm the only one who survived the anti-vaxxers
3. Does it feel good to have this accomplishment?
It feels wonderful, never been better
4. Is this a big achievement?
No, I've done greater in my life
5. What do you think it takes to get student of the month?
Surviving Polio
6. What advice do you give to other students?
Try your hardest, and have your parents love you
7. Should there be a student of the year award?
Yes, it'd be me
8. Are you going to try to get student of the month again?
I don't need to try, I already am
9. Does this award deserve to be displayed in the yearbook?
Absolutely, on the front page
10. Is this award just a popularity contest?
An award because I'm super popular
11. Do you enjoy school?
Absolutely not
12. Would you be upset if you didn't get this award?
I'd sue the school
13. Is there anyone else that deserved this award?
Yes, younger me
14. Do you think that this award should be given out?
Yeah, so the other students know who's boss
15. Should this award be given strictly on grades?
No, actions don't show on your report card
16. Is this your first student of the month award?
Of course not
17. Do you plan on going to college?
What's college
18. What's your favorite class?
Lunch
19. What's your dream job?
Couch potato
20. Did you expect yourself to win this award?
Obviously because there's nobody else to win it

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